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{"id":58068,"post_id":340597,"original_post_id":340431,"type":"image","content":"{\"comment\":\"\"}","created_at":"2023-05-22 02:05:32","updated_at":"2023-05-22 02:05:32","deleted_at":null,"original_post":{"id":340431,"type":"regular","search_index":"FUNNIES,MAMMOGRAM,CREATER","blog_id":79956,"created_at":"2023-05-16 15:16:13","updated_at":"2023-05-16 15:18:37","deleted_at":null,"caption":" MAMMOGRAM<\/span><\/p><div class=\"nH V8djrc byY\" style=\"align-items: flex-start; display: flex; padding: 20px 0px 8px 72px; color: rgb(32, 33, 36); font-family: \" google=\"\" sans\",=\"\" roboto,=\"\" robotodraft,=\"\" helvetica,=\"\" arial,=\"\" sans-serif;=\"\" font-size:=\"\" medium;\"=\"\"><div class=\"nH\"><div class=\"dJ\" style=\"height: 0px; overflow: hidden; clear: both;\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"nH aHU\" style=\"position: relative; color: rgb(32, 33, 36); font-family: \" google=\"\" sans\",=\"\" roboto,=\"\" robotodraft,=\"\" helvetica,=\"\" arial,=\"\" sans-serif;=\"\" font-size:=\"\" medium;\"=\"\"><div class=\"nH hx\" style=\"color: rgb(34, 34, 34); min-width: 502px; padding: 0px;\"><div class=\"nH\" style=\"background-color: transparent;\"><\/div><div class=\"nH\" style=\"background-color: transparent;\"><\/div><div class=\"nH\" jslog=\"20686; u014N:xr6bB; 1:WyIjdGhyZWFkLWY6MTQ3NDMzMDA2MDY3NDI2MTAwN3xtc2ctZjoxNDc0MzMwMDYwNjc0MjYxMDA3IixudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxbXV0.\" role=\"list\" style=\"\"><div class=\"h7 ie nH oy8Mbf\" role=\"listitem\" aria-expanded=\"true\" tabindex=\"-1\" style=\"padding-bottom: 0px; max-width: 100000px; clear: both; outline: none;\"><div class=\"Bk\" style=\"position: relative; margin-bottom: 0px; border-width: 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: initial; border-bottom-style: initial; border-left-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(239, 239, 239); border-right-color: initial; border-left-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; border-radius: 0px; float: left; width: 1616px;\"><div class=\"G3 G2\" style=\"border-top: none; padding-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-bottom: 0px rgba(100, 121, 143, 0.12); border-left: 0px; border-image: initial; border-radius: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;\"><div id=\":1gn\" style=\"\"><div class=\"adn ads\" data-message-id=\"#msg-f:1474330060674261007\" data-legacy-message-id=\"1475df60fc2b600f\" style=\"border-left: none; padding: 0px; display: flex;\"><div class=\"aju\" style=\"background-color: transparent; cursor: default; align-items: center; display: flex; float: none; height: 80px; padding: 0px 16px; min-width: 40px;\"><div class=\"aCi\" style=\"position: relative;\"> <\/div><\/div><div class=\"gs\" style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 20px; width: 1544px;\"><div class=\"\" style=\"\"><div id=\":1gq\" class=\"ii gt\" jslog=\"20277; u014N:xr6bB; 1:WyIjdGhyZWFkLWY6MTQ3NDMzMDA2MDY3NDI2MTAwN3xtc2ctZjoxNDc0MzMwMDYwNjc0MjYxMDA3IixudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxbXV0.; 4:WyIjbXNnLWY6MTQ3NDMzMDA2MDY3NDI2MTAwNyIsbnVsbCxbXV0.\" style=\"direction: ltr; margin: 8px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; position: relative; font-size: 0.875rem;\"><div id=\":1gp\" class=\"a3s aiL \" style=\"font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: small; line-height: 1.5; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; overflow: hidden;\"><div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"\"><div class=\"gmail_default\" style=\"background-color: transparent; font-family: \" comic=\"\" sans=\"\" ms\",=\"\" sans-serif;=\"\" font-size:=\"\" large;\"=\"\"><\/font><\/div><div class=\"gmail_quote\" style=\"\"><div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"\"><div style=\"\">For years and years they told me,<\/span> Be careful of your breasts.<\/span> Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.<\/span> And give them monthly tests.<\/span> So I heeded all their warnings,<\/span> And protected them by law.<\/span> Guarded them very carefully,<\/span> And I always wore my bra.<\/span> After 30 years of astute care,<\/span> My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,<\/span> Said I should get a Mammogram.<\/span> \"O.K,\" I said, \"let's do it.\"<\/span> \"Stand up here real close\" she said,<\/span> (She got my boob in line),<\/span> \"And tell me when it hurts,\" she said,<\/span> \"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine.\"<\/span> She stepped upon a pedal,<\/span> I could not believe my eyes!<\/span> A plastic plate came slamming down,<\/span> My hooter's in a vise!<\/span> My skin was stretched and mangled,<\/span> From underneath my chin.<\/span> My poor boob was being squashed,<\/span> To Swedish Pancake thin.<\/span> Excruciating pain I felt,<\/span> Within it's vise-like grip.<\/span> A prisoner in this vicious thing,<\/span> My poor defenseless tit!<\/span> \"Take a deep breath\" she said to me,<\/span> Who does she think she's kidding?!?<\/span> My chest is mashed in her machine,<\/span> And woozy I am getting.<\/span> \"There, that's good,\" I heard her say,<\/span> (The room was slowly swaying.)<\/span> \"Now, let's have a go at the other one.\"<\/span> Have mercy, I was praying.<\/span> It squeezed me from both up and down,<\/span> It squeezed me from both sides.<\/span> I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,<\/span> To HER tender little hide.<\/span> Next time that they make me do this,<\/span> I will request a blindfold.<\/span> I have no wish to see again,<\/span> My knockers getting steamrolled.<\/span> If I had no problem when I came in,<\/span> I surely have one now.<\/span> If there had been a cyst in there,<\/span> It would have gone \"ker-pow!\"<\/span> This machine was created by a man,<\/span> Of this, I have no doubt.<\/span> I'd like to stick his balls in there,<\/span> And see how THEY come out.<\/span><\/b><\/font><\/em><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div> <\/p>","regular_post":{"id":281892,"post_id":340431,"type":"image","content":"{\"files\":[\"uploads\\\/pictures\\\/1684250172_9512.gif\"]}","created_at":"2023-05-16 15:16:14","updated_at":"2023-05-16 15:16:14","deleted_at":null},"blog":{"id":79956,"user_id":9512,"name":"funnie-that-way","config":"{\"title\":\"So-Dayi's FUNNIES n SHHIITTT\",\"picture\":\"uploads\\\/pictures\\\/b88bf76f368ceaea5adeb66b12671595(ezgif.com-crop.gif\",\"description\":\"THINGS.FUNNY.&. 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So-Dayi's FUNNIES n SHHIITTT