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WHAT HE SAID ABOUT HIS FORMER LOVER MAKES ME WANT HIS LOVER TO ME MINE!
NO BOO IF HE STILL LIVED WITH ME HE WOULD NOT BE MY EX, I GOT THAT DICK FOUR TO SIX TIMES A DAY. HE IS SEXUALLY ACTIVE AND THE WAY WE MET I HAD TO GIVE HIM ASS DICK (AND I AM A MASCULINE ORAL TOTAL BOTTOM) AND HEAD WHENEVER HE WANTED IT. SHIT I LIVE DOWNTOWN ATL WALKIN DISTANCE FROM MIDTOWN AND PIEDMONT PARK SO MY OLD ASS DIDNT WANT TO MESS UP A GOOD THANG WITH HIM RUNNIN INTO SOMEONE MORE ATTRACTIVE AND FIT AND BETTER FINANCIALLY ABLE TO ASSIST HIM. HE JUS HAD TO MUCH DICK AND THAT MED THEY WAS GIVING HIM ADHD WOULD KEEP HIM AROUSED AND ACTIVE. THAT MU FU WOULD WALK ME TO SKOOL AND BE AT THE GATE WHEN I GOT OUT SO I WOULD NOT GET LOST OR SNEAK HOME AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED. ENUF BOUT THA SEX, HE IS A SWEETY, WHEN I NEEDED ANYTHING HE READ MY MIND AND SINCE HE HAD SURGERY ON HIS BACK I DID HIS SOCIAL SECURITY FOR HIM SO HE WOULD BE MY LIVE IN HOUSEBOI; HE KEPTED MY FUKKN CONDO SHARP AS SHIT. WHEN I HAD DOCTOR'S AND DENTIST APPOINTMENTS AND GOT UP AND LEFT HIM ASLEEP WHEN I GOT THROUGH WITH THE APPOINTMENT AND CAME INTO THE LOBBY THERE HE WAS WAITING FOR ME. MY MOM SIX BROTHAZ AND ALL NINE SISTAZ LOVED HIM TO DEATH AND STILL SORT OF MAD THAT I SENT HIM BACK HOME TO MOMMIE. SHIT HE ONLY 26 SOMETIME THIS YRS. I GOT TIRED OF HIM COMING HOME FROM CHURCH SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAYS TELLIN ME WHAT THEY R SAY BOUT ME, HE GOES TO A FAMILY CHURCH WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE AND HAVE BEEN KNOW EACH OTHER AND THE PASTOR FOR MORE THAN TEN YRS, AND WHEN THEY FOUND OUT HE WAS NOT LIVIN WITH HIS MOTHER ANYMORE THEY WOULD TELL HIM HE IS LIVING WITH A DEMON AND OUT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED FOR HIM AND THAT GORGEOUS SON AND GORGEOUS DAUGHTER HE GOT CUSTODY OF. HELL I DID HIS SOCIAL SECURITY AND WENT TO COURT WITH HIM WHEN HE WON CUSTODY OF HIS CHILDREN. HECK I WAS GONNA MOVE INTO SOMETHING BIGGER TO ACCOMODATE HIS TWO CHILDREN, I LUV CHILDREN; MY SON IS NOW TWENTY AND STRAIGHT. I OPENED HIS FIRST BANK ACCOUNT FOR HIM AND WE BOTH WAITED ON EACH OTHER HAND AND FOOT. DONT GET ME WRONG WE DIDNT BREAK UP ON BAD TERMS I JUS GOT TIRED OF HIM TEASING BOUT WHAT THEM DAMN HYPOCRITS WAS TELLIN HIM, THEY ALL JUS MAD THEY WASNT GETTIN DAT DICK. I DONT CARE HOW TIGHT OR LOOSE HE WORE HIS PANTS OR SHORTS U CAN SEE THAT DICK FOUR BLOCKS DOWN THE STREET. HE EIGHT INCHES ON SOFT AND TWELVE THICK ON HARD. AND WHERE DID U SAY U SAW HIM BEING MASCULINE, WAIT TIL U HANG OUT WITH HIM IN PUBLIC AND SOMEONE MAKES HIM MAD, HE THE LAST SISSIE; AND DONT HAVE HIM WAIT MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES FOR HIS APPOINTMENT HE GOES OFF ON EVERYONE AT HIS DENTIST AND DOCTOR'S OFFICES. HE WOULD TELL THEM U ASK MY FUCKIN ASS TO BE HERE THIRTY MINUTES AHEAD AND IT IS ALMOST THIRTY MINUTES PAST MY DAMN APPT. LOL AND ANOTHER GOOD THING ABOUT HIM IS THAT WHEN ALL ELSE IS DONE AND THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO HE WOULD LAY ON THE BED OR THE COUCH IN EITHER ROOM AND LET U JACK HIS DICK ALL DAY AND NIGHT. IT TAKES HIM THIRTY MINUTES TO CUM EACH TIME AND EACH TIME HIS NUTTS IS THE SAME; IT IS ABOUT TWO TABLE NOT TEASPOONS BUT TABLESPOONS. AND THE MORE ASS U GIVE HIM THE MORE ASS HE WANTS TO GIVE U AND THE MORE DICK U GIVE HIM THE MORE DICK HE IS GONNA WANT TO GIVE U. HE IS 100% VERSATILE SO IF U NOT GIVING AND RECEIVING THEN DONT WASTE YO TIME HE WILL TELL U HE LIKES DICK AND ASS ALL THE SAME; SO WHEN U GET THROUGH DICKING HIM HE WANTS U TO ROLL OVA OR LIFTED UP DAT AZZ TO GET HIS TURN AND IF U LET HIM FUCK U HE WANTS U TO FUCK HIM AFTER HE GETS HIS NUT. I CALLED HIM THE TOTAL PACKAGE CAUSE HE HAS IT ALL ON THE INSIDE AND THE OUTSIDE EQUALLY. AND ANOTHER THING BOUT JACKIN, HE HE DONT GET SOFT TIL BOUT HIS SIXTH NUTT BUT IT ONLY TAKES HIM TO PISS OR REST FOR BOUT TEN TO TWENTY MINUTES TO GET HARD AGAIN, MY MOUTH USE TO BE SO FUKKN SORE AFTER THE WEEKEND AND HANDS FELT LIKE I HAD ARTHUR, HE WAS GENTLE ON THE BOOTY SO NO ONE KNEW WHEN I WENT BACK TO CLASSES ON MONDAY I HAD ONE FUKKN GOOD TIME OVA THE WEEKEND. I MISS HIM BADLY BUT I DONT GO BACKWARDS WITH ANYONE. I HAD TWO DIFFERENT LOVERS LEAVE TO CARE FOR THEIR AILING PARENTS AND I DIDNT LET THEM CUM BACK CAUSE THEY WERE WITH SOMEONE WHILE THEY WERE ABSENT FROM ME.